Typical. No sooner has the 718 GTS 4.0 deployed all its considerable, ruthless charm to utterly vindicated my preference for a Cayman over a 911, than along comes this machine to throw the whole debate wide open once more. Having at least a modicum of respect for the laws of physics, I confess to a …

Can’t tell you how disappointed I was when – rather than sporting the properly iconic (at last; an excuse to use the word as intended…) two-tone paintwork of Surf’s Up who-needs-a-khazi-anyway Microbus fame – the new ID. Buzz turned up swathed from head to toe in metallic dark blue paint. Thing is, this is so …